Uiltje F*ck De Caravan Staat In De Fik

Think Holland and you thin of sex, drugs, Vincent, Johan and Anne. What you don’t think of, is caravans. But you should, because no one does caravans quite like the dutch do caravans. Each summer the nation retreats en masse to the mediterranean’s balmy shores, pulling with them rolling homes filled with locally brewed beer. So for them we are bringing back our summertime classic: F*ck The Caravan Is On Fire!

F*ck The Caravan IS On Fire is a solid 5,5% wheat pale ale brewed with mosaic and simcoe hops can’t help but be the king of the campsite. And remember, if your caravan catches on fire, don’t panic. Just slowly exit you vehicle, grab a beach chair and watch that baby burn! Holland is a welfare state after all, everything is insured. Caravans included.

Best keep this amazing brew, inspired by the Dutch, in a cold, dark area if you are not planning to consume it immediately after having received it. For it just might ignite into the fiery inferno that leaves your caravan demolished and burned!