Mikkeller Beer Geek Flat White Low ABV

Low ABV Oatmeal Stout Brewed with Coffee
"A flat white is a coffee drink consisting of an espresso with microfilm (steamed milk with small, fine bubbles and a glossy or velvety consistency). Is smaller than a latte, having a higher proportion of coffee to milk, and milk that is more velvety in consistency – allowing the espresso to dominate the flavour, while being supported by the milk."
After reading this definition, who doesn't want to try this velvety low ABV and coffelicious beer? This is insane.
Brewed at De Proef in Belgium by Mikkeller.